[Lisa gets a message on her cellphone]
Oh my god! I just got invited to my first third grade party!
Are the parents gonna be home?
Yes.
Pft! Lame!!
Guys, I need to sharpen my mustaches. Which is better? A, [changes it to a downwards position] or B? [keeps changing it between upwards and downwards] A or B? A or B? A or B!? A or... B?
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