Homer [grabs a beer from the fridge in the Duff blimp cabin]: Hmm. Is it drinking and driving if you're flying a blimp? Maybe I can find the answer by texting. "Yo...Lenny...do you know anything about...driving...a...blimp...while...drunk?"
[The blimp wedges itself into a tunnel, then amazingly comes out unharmed]
Homer [after hearing the blimp squeaking]: What was that?
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