“Love Is a Many Strangled Thing” · Season 22
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (2), Moe Szyslak (1), Kent Brockman (1), Barney Gumble (1), Sideshow Mel (1)
[laughing hysterically] Quit it! [The audience starts laughing at Bart] Knock it off! Stop it! Dad, this isn't funny! [Bart pees his pants and Homer stops tickling Bart]
[pointing at the Jumbotron with his stadium cheering glove] The child has wetted his trousers! [The audience burst out laughing]
[holding his crotch embarrassed] Dad, how could you do that? The whole audience saw me pee my pants!
Son, I'm really, really sorry.
Taking pity on the boy, the operators of Springfield Stadium open the stadium's retractable roof, in an attempt to dry his pants. Unfortunately, the stain was picked up by Russian spy satellites and President Dmitry Medvedev has taken the pants wetting as a sign of American weakness. A Russian flotilla has just entered New York Harb--
[after TV turns off] Oh. Bart's never gonna forgive me for humiliating him.
Uh, not a good time to water the plants?
No, it's fine.
[Kareem choking Homer again]
Hey, Kareem, what do you think about today's selfish players?
Precious, is that you?
Yes Mama.
You think you're so pretty, where's my Lotto Ticket?!
I forgot, Mama.
Ooh, a text. Let's see. Text message for I.M.A. Wiener. As you can all can see, I.M.A. Wiener.
[All laughter]
I see it, Moe.
"When I get a hold of you I..." Oh, Damn it! I typed an F and not a D... eh Delete, delete, delete... Oh Crap! I just sent donated $20 to Haiti!
[Bart laughing]
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