[laughing hysterically] Quit it! [The audience starts laughing at Bart] Knock it off! Stop it! Dad, this isn't funny! [Bart pees his pants and Homer stops tickling Bart]
[pointing at the Jumbotron with his stadium cheering glove] The child has wetted his trousers! [The audience burst out laughing]
[holding his crotch embarrassed] Dad, how could you do that? The whole audience saw me pee my pants!
Son, I'm really, really sorry.
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