Bart, this guy has walked the last two batters, and if he walks you, we win the game. Don't swing at anything.
But I'm on a hot streak!
Hot streaks are a statistical illusion!
I wish you were a statistical illusion.
Well, there's a 97% chance I'm not, so do what I say!
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