“Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words” · Season 20
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Seymour Skinner (2), Gary Chalmers (2), Lisa Simpson (1), Nelson Muntz (1)
SIMPSON, what in the blue blazes are you doing to my hop-scotching grids?
[a bit worried] I made them into a crossword.
Oh, well ha ha, I'm a bit of a puzzlehead myself. They help me wind down after a day of dealing with SKINNER!!
[Appears in the school window.] You called?
Made a reference.
My mistake. [Disappears back in the window.]
You're welcome, now, I have to go home and make sure my pool boy is using his SKIMMER!!
[Appears in the school window.] You called?
You misheard.
My mistake. [Disappears back in the window.]
I'd like to bet everything against my daughter.
[Everyone in the bar turns and gasps.]
I'll take your money...but I won't look you in the eye.
Fine! I won't look you in the eye!
[Short period of them poking each other with the money and a bag for taking the money.]
Got it?
[muffled with money in his mouth] I got it.
Here's your money, soaked in your daughter's tears.
Y'know, for a bartender bookie, you're awfully judgmental.
Mr. S. Lisa B.
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