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The Simpsons · Season 20

Homer and Bookie in “Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words”

Homer

I'd like to bet everything against my daughter.

[Everyone in the bar turns and gasps.]

BBookie

I'll take your money...but I won't look you in the eye.

Homer

Fine! I won't look you in the eye!

[Short period of them poking each other with the money and a bag for taking the money.]

Homer

Got it?

BBookie

[muffled with money in his mouth] I got it.

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