[The kitchen is filled with appliances transforming]
Hey, is there something different about the kitchen?
TTransformers
No, no, no. [Homer looks at the toaster which transforms into the word "No"]
Well, the toaster's never lied to me before.
“Treehouse of Horror XIX” · Season 20
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Marge Simpson (1), Krusty the Clown (1)
DDestructicus
That does not compute.
[sternly] Really?
DDestructicus
Well, it computes a little.
[on phone] Entertain the troops? No way! What have they ever done for me?
[approaching him] Krusty, you made my daughter cry.
Hey, my intellectual property rights were being infringed. Do you know how that feels? Do you? Huh? Do you?
[Enraged Homer pushes Krusty into a swing, into a merry-go-round that spins him onto a pony, then a trampoline, then into a wood chipper, Krusty screams as he shredded alive]
[walks into Krusty has been killed, pick up his heart] One, two, three. One, two, three. Oh! It's no use. [closes Krusty's eyes]
Well, you know, it is awfully hot today. [chuckles] Now I'm too cold. Mmm.
[Homer is being sucked into the possessed voting machine during the opener]
This doesn't happen in America! Maybe in Ohio--but not America!
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