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“All About Lisa” · Season 19
In this episode: Sideshow Mel (2), Homer Simpson (1), Bart Simpson (1), Mr. Burns (1), Krusty the Clown (1)
[Narrating] Lisa didn't know it then, but she had just dipped her toe into the business of show! And it is a business, as you shall find out in about three seconds. Two... One...
[The show cuts to commercial.]
[At an auction for a "Kissing Lincolns Penny"]
Five dollars!
Five hundred.
Five dollars, cash.
HHost
Sir, the promise of cash is not an endorsement. The current bid is $500. Going once, going twice--
Dad!
Five hundred-one!
Ten million.
Objection, Your Honor!
Have no fear, the star is here!
Applause is an addiction, like heroin or checking your e-mail.
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