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The Simpsons · Season 19

Homer, Mr. Burns and others in “All About Lisa”

[At an auction for a "Kissing Lincolns Penny"]

Homer

Five dollars!

Mr. Burns

Five hundred.

Homer

Five dollars, cash.

HHost

Sir, the promise of cash is not an endorsement. The current bid is $500. Going once, going twice--

Bart

Dad!

Homer

Five hundred-one!

Mr. Burns

Ten million.

Homer

Objection, Your Honor!

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