[In Lisa's movie premiere, Bart is laughing while foolishly throwing dishes on the floor]
[turns red in anger] You stupid kid! What if I walked in here barefoot?
You did, Dad.
[Homer realizes he stepped on some broken dishes in his bare feet. He screams in pain and strangles Bart in anger. Marge cleans up the broken dishes with a small broom.]
[off-screen] Happy birthday, Mom.
[groans sadly] Thank you, dear.
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