I just think we should be building a nest egg.
Way ahead of you, Marge. I just ordered a series of tapes on saving money. They should get here soon. I paid a bundle for overnight delivery.
I have a book from the library with the same information!
Okay, I'll just hire a haulage firm to haul them away... at my expense! [he picks up the phone and dials 4-1-1] Directory assistance?
No more directory assistance! It's not free.
Well, I'll get a lawyer on that. No, a whole team of lawyers, who will dine on mustard flown in from the Orient.
No more Oriental mustard!
Last year you spent $5,000 on doughnuts, $2,000 on scalp massages, $500 on body glitter...
Hey, I earn that money. While you lounge around here doing laundry and putting up drywall, I'm at work busting my hump.
Oh, please . From what I hear, you waltz in there at 10:30, take a nap on the toilet, then sit around "Googling" your own name until lunch.
[gasps] Who told you that?
You shouted it while we were making love!
And I am so sick of that story about finding an onion ring in your French fries! It was 20 years ago!
Would you look at those Simpson kids! Last year it was razor scooters, this year they're driving RVs. When I was a kid, my mom would give me an empty egg carton and I'd pretend it was a spaceship to the moon. You'll never guess what I used for astronauts!
Uh... I'm gonna say eggs.
Bring back our kids you Cyprus splitting jerks!
T Turkish Captain
Just for that, we keep your children!
Will you raise them Christian?
T Turkish Captain
Coptic Christian.
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