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The Simpsons · Season 16

“Goo Goo Gai Pan” quotes from The Simpsons

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“Goo Goo Gai Pan” · Season 16

In this episode: Homer Simpson (2)

[visiting the corpse of Mao Zedong] Aww... Look at him sleeping... He's like a little angel, that killed 50 million people. [to Mao] Yes you are! Yes you are!

CBChinese Bart

[the real Bart is absent] Feast on my shorts, you stupid American father!

MWMadam Wu

[after discovering Selma's scam] Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on wu!

MWMadam Wu

You may keep your baby, but you! Drop the panda!

[Homer is seen trying to smuggle a panda cub into his luggage]

But he loves me! [the panda bites Homer] OW! Why you little...! I'll endanger you! [strangles the panda]

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