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The Simpsons · Season 16

Homer and Turkish Captain in “Mobile Homer”

Homer

Bring back our kids you Cyprus splitting jerks!

TTurkish Captain

Just for that, we keep your children!

Homer

Will you raise them Christian?

TTurkish Captain

Coptic Christian.

Homer

No!

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