Marge and Homer in “Mobile Homer”

Marge

Last year you spent $5,000 on doughnuts, $2,000 on scalp massages, $500 on body glitter...

Homer

Hey, I earn that money. While you lounge around here doing laundry and putting up drywall, I'm at work busting my hump.

Marge

Oh, please. From what I hear, you waltz in there at 10:30, take a nap on the toilet, then sit around "Googling" your own name until lunch.

Homer

[gasps] Who told you that?

Marge

You shouted it while we were making love!