...this prison will make Abu Ghraib look like the Four Seasons! Smithers, we'll need electrical wire, a hood, and someone who can really point at genitalia.
“The Seven-Beer Snitch” · Season 16
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Montgomery Burns (1)
[after learning that he failed the guard test] But he misread my pee!! He misread my pee!!!
Listen to me, this whole building is unsafe! They cut corners everywhere. People, it's a death trap!
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