“Homer, this bachelor party seems to have peaked....” – Skinner, The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

[at Moe's]

Homer, this bachelor party seems to have peaked. Could you please return my pants and/or underpants so I can go home?

Come on, it's your last night of freedom. You gotta have some fun!

Who are all of you people?

We're your buddies! Now come on, Homer's kid's principal, have a beer.

I can't; I might be called upon to give directions later.

SKINNER! You were asked to chug-a-lug, and a-lug you shall chug!

[chugs beer] There's something I've wanted to say to you for a long time! Am I a good principal?

CChalmers

You're the best we could get with the funds at our disposal.

[everyone cheers]

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