The Simpsons · Season 15, Episode 16
“The Wandering Juvie” · Season 15, Episode 16
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Marge Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Joe Quimby (1)
[sobbing] My baby boy is in jail. I'm the worst mom in the world.
It's not all your fault. All of these years I've watched you turn our son into a time bomb and yet I did nothing. So...in a way, I too am a victim...of you.
[Marge continues sobbing]
You're a great mom. You're always there for Bart with love and support. His acting out was caused by negative reinforcement! [They both glare at Homer]
Oh, I get it. Blame the strangler! Hmph! Hmph! Hmph!
Sir, some people want to use that dressing room!
[in the dressing room with his trousers down] Dressing room? Uh-oh...
[dancing chained to Bart] OK! Here's my rules. The inclusion is to no eye contact and I don't want to hear how pretty I look.
Don't worry, you won't. [Gina kicks him down] D'oh!
Remember, if anyone asks, you're my niece from out of town.
I am your niece, Uncle Joe.
[realizing] Good Lord! I'm an abomination!
So, why do you want to be a guard here?
I believe the children are the future... Unless we stop them now!
Welcome aboard. [Holds a nightstick] This ends for beating. This ends for holding.
When does training start?
It just finished.
Well my shift's over. I guess it's back to my bachelor apartment. Make a tuna sandwich. Turn on Will & Grace. And cry myself to sleep.
Hmmmm. Would you like to join us?
Didn't you hear me? I've got my evening planned! [He slams the door shut]
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