NFNed Flanders/Sir Thomas More
[to Homer/Henry VIII] Divorce! Well, there's no such thing in the Cath-diddly-atholic Church! But it's the only church we got, so what are you gonna do?
HHHomer/Henry VIII
I'll start my own church!
NFNed Flanders/Sir Thomas More
Whaaaaaaaa!?
HHHomer/Henry VIII
Yes, my own church. Where divorce will be so easy, more than half of all marriages will end in it!
NFNed Flanders/Sir Thomas More
Your Majesty, I work for the Pope, and I think a celibate Italian weirdo knows a lot more about marriage than you.
HHHomer/Henry VIII
[as aides are slicing his crown and other royal items in half] No fair! I invented divorce! How come you get half of everything?
PFPasty-Faced Lawyer
You should have invented the pre-nup. Now, one half of your kingdom, please.
[Homer/Henry VIII holds up of map of the British Isles. He rips it in half and gives the left part to Marge/Margerine of Aragon]
MMMarge/Margerine of Aragon
[groans] I get Ireland?
HHHomer/Henry VIII
Ha ha!
Animal House is a song by Homer:
All I know is the guy who played Mozart was also in Animal House. Now there's a movie with good music.
Animal House, House, House,
Nobody ever went to class.
Then we saw Donald Sutherland's ass.
Animal House, House, House,
Animal House, House, House,
Then the journey ends like American Graffiti,
Where you found out what happened to everyone...
