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The Simpsons · Season 15, Episode 11

William Clark/Carl and Sacagawea/Lisa in “Margical History Tour”

WCWilliam Clark/Carl

Alright, the Columbia River! Now we just ride this baby down to the Pacific and get some sweet mermaid sex!

SLSacagawea/Lisa

For the last time, those are SALMON!

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