Did you agree to be married to a drunken lout who wouldn't respect you?
Pretty much. We wrote our own vows.
“Diatribe of a Mad Housewife” · Season 15, Episode 10
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Ned Flanders (1)
This is horrible! What if Dad reads it ("The Harpooned Heart")?
It's too long; he won't read it.
Well, what if it gets made into a movie?
It's too sappy; he won't see it.
Well, what if they do a parody about it on MADtv?
[gasps] We're doomed!
I'll have to read Marge's book, and I swore never to read again after To Kill a Mockingbird gave me no useful advice on killing mockingbirds. It did teach me not to judge a man based on the color of his skin, but what good does that do me?
[Homer is working at Boris' Car Loft as a sales rep, he is in the sales office with a couple]
You probably want to talk this over, so I'll leave you two "alone" [laughs maniacally] Excuse me. [Homer joins the manager in the adjacent room to spy on them]
MMan
Well honey, what do you think?
WWoman
Did that salesman cut one during the test drive?
MMan
Yeah, and for some reason, he turned on the radio to cover up the smell!
WWoman
Let's get out of here. I'm not shaking that guy's hand! [they leave, the manager glares at Homer]
They'll be back. [looks nervously and turns on radio, the manager then grimaces at Homer]
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