NFNed Flanders/Sir Thomas More
[to Homer/Henry VIII] Divorce! Well, there's no such thing in the Cath-diddly-atholic Church! But it's the only church we got, so what are you gonna do?
HHHomer/Henry VIII
I'll start my own church!
NFNed Flanders/Sir Thomas More
Whaaaaaaaa!?
HHHomer/Henry VIII
Yes, my own church. Where divorce will be so easy, more than half of all marriages will end in it!
NFNed Flanders/Sir Thomas More
Your Majesty, I work for the Pope, and I think a celibate Italian weirdo knows a lot more about marriage than you.
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