HHHomer/Henry VIII
[as aides are slicing his crown and other royal items in half] No fair! I invented divorce! How come you get half of everything?
PFPasty-Faced Lawyer
You should have invented the pre-nup. Now, one half of your kingdom, please.
[Homer/Henry VIII holds up of map of the British Isles. He rips it in half and gives the left part to Marge/Margerine of Aragon]
MMMarge/Margerine of Aragon
[groans] I get Ireland?
HHHomer/Henry VIII
Ha ha!
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