The Simpsons · Season 15, Episode 3
“The President Wore Pearls” · Season 15, Episode 3
In this episode: Seymour Skinner (3), Bart Simpson (2), Groundskeeper Willie (2), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Nelson Muntz (1), Mrs. Krabappel (1)
Nelson, you're running for school president?
I'm not saying I have all the answers. But, I do have all the answer keys...to every test.
(A group of students and their teacher crowd around Nelson)
Fractions, dinosaurs, foreign money, the first Thanksgiving...
Nelson, what are you doing?
Real-estate license exam?
My ticket to freedom!
Lisa, what are you doing? This is the kind of trouble making I expect from your brother!
You do? Cool, a blank check for mayhem!
(Bart picks up a brick and throws it at a window; however, it ricochets off the unbreakable glass and hits him in the head, knocking him out)
Lisa. Lisa. Lisa. Wow, she even beat perennial write-in candidate "Seymour Sucks!"
I'm so happy with my evil plan
Say goodbye to music, gym and art.
Soon we will have the perfect school
Where fun and excitement never start.
I'm so drunk I can barely see
But it helps me get through another day!
My stomach is filled with haggis and ham
I've got to go puke in some hay...
Lisa is a fool!
I think the rules are cool.
I'VE FALLEN IN THE POOL!!
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