Nelson, you're running for school president?
I'm not saying I have all the answers. But, I do have all the answer keys...to every test.
(A group of students and their teacher crowd around Nelson)
Fractions, dinosaurs, foreign money, the first Thanksgiving...
Nelson, what are you doing?
Real-estate license exam?
My ticket to freedom!
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