Hey, what gives, where are the rock stars?
I don't know, but it's starting to get dark.
[All of a sudden, they hear rock music.]
[Gasps] What was that?
Oh, it's getting closer.
[In a burst of smoke, a stage emerges and Mick Jagger and Keith Richards appear.]
MJMick Jagger
Hello campers!
KRKeith Richards
How are ya doin'?
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! It's Mick Jagger and Keith Richards!
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