“Large Marge” · Season 14
In this episode: Marge Simpson (2), Homer Simpson (1), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Krusty the Clown (1)
Well, if Bart can be 'El Barto'...
["El Homo" is painted on a wall]
Oh, if only I had your courage, sénor.
Thanks [realizes what he just did] Ahh! Oh, God! [Paints frantically to cover it up]
Dad, you're getting paint all over your wedding ring.
Oh, right. Here, hold it. [Hands the ring to Lisa]
Dad, this is a Band-Aid wrapped in tin foil.
[Ashamed] My real ring's inside a turtle.
Aaaaah! What on Earth have you done?! My maguppies became bazongas!
Great Ceaușescu's ghost! Are those real? [Makes a realization] Oh. Oh, right.
Oh, my God! [picks up a hungover Milhouse] This youngster befouled the flag!
Accidentally giving me breast implants is not a simple misunderstanding, my surgery was botched!
Botched, what is that the word of the day?
The Krusty I know didn't get where he is today by giving up!
No, I got where I am today by naming names in the '50s!
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