[Bart enters the classroom in torn clothes]
Ha ha, Bart's family is poor!
“The Lastest Gun in the West” · Season 13
In this episode: Lisa Simpson (2), Nelson Muntz (2), Homer Simpson (1), Bart Simpson (1), Kent Brockman (1), Ralph Wiggum (1)
Eh, I'm sick of this tarzan movie.
Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless.
Oh, right.
What's this lunchbox made of?
BBuck
Well, back in my day we had a thing called metal. Everything was made of it. Lunchboxes, cars, you name it.
Me-tal
This is Kent Brockman here at Springfield Elementary, where a new Western craze is sweeping the campus.
I'm Annie Oakley.
I'm Kevin Costner in one of his Western roles.
I'm a gulch.
So I guess you could say, this barely qualifies as news.
BMBuck McCoy
Goodbye Bart, never bother me again! Yee-haw!
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