Don't worry honey, we can't afford this now, but I promise when the time comes my darling daughter can go to the finest school there is... in South Carolina.
I will not be a Gamecock!
You will too!
“The Bart Wants What It Wants” · Season 13
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Nelson Muntz (1), Seymour Skinner (1)
So to win Greta back, I have to go to Toronto.
Canada? Why should we leave America to visit America Junior?
[As Homer is about to cross the road] Dad, no! The sign says 'Don't walk'!
That's okay, they have free health care. [Gets sent flying by an oncoming car] Whoa, I'm rich!
I can't believe we're on the Canadian Olympic basketball team.
Yep, it's just that easy (shoots ball but misses hoop)
PPlayer
Wow, that was close, you can be the center.
How come you always run out of tardy slips before you run out of permission slips?
How come you suck!?
Um... I lack confidence?
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