Wiggum and Marge in “Trilogy of Error”

[answering phone] 9-1-1. This'd better be good.

Marge

I just cut off my husband's thumb!

ATTEMPTED MURDER?! YOU'LL BURN FOR THIS! BURN IN JAIL!

Marge

It was an accident!

Yeah, yeah. Save it for "Dateline: Tuesday." Uh, what's your address so I can come arrest you?

Marge

Arrest me? Um, my address, it's um, 1-2-3... Fake Street.

[writing address down] 1-2-3 Fake Street. Okay see you soon!