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The Simpsons · Season 11

Lisa, Marge and others in “Last Tap Dance in Springfield”

[Marge and Lisa leave the theater after the end of Tango De La Muerte]

Oh, Mom, I want to be a dancer!

That's wonderful, dear. We should ask your father, though. [looks around] Where is he, anyway?

[cut to Homer, whose eyes have crusted over from not taking his eye drops after laser surgery, in the car with the three bullies, Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney. Kearney is driving while Dolph and Jimbo are in the back seat]

[doing a strained, poor impersonation of Marge] Now, Homie, when we get to the liquor store, buy me some Jack Daniel's and a carton of smokes.

Yes, dear.

[Dolph and Jimbo snicker from the back seat and exchange a high-five]

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