PCPolice Chief Wiggum
[Upon having set up a human sized mouse trap, wherein an anvil is attached with a rope to it.] We’ll catch that mall rat.
Sure hope this Acme kit works.
PCPolice Chief Wiggum
Gosh, that cheese looks good. Think I could grab it before that anvil hits?.
I don't know, Chief. It's a million to one.
PCPolice Chief Wiggum
I like those odds! [Grunts] - [Snickering] - [Wiggum Groaning] My mistake was grabbing the cheese.
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