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The Simpsons · Season 11

Police Chief Wiggum and Lou in “Last Tap Dance in Springfield”

PCPolice Chief Wiggum

[Upon having set up a human sized mouse trap, wherein an anvil is attached with a rope to it.] We’ll catch that mall rat.

Sure hope this Acme kit works.

PCPolice Chief Wiggum

Gosh, that cheese looks good. Think I could grab it before that anvil hits?.

I don't know, Chief. It's a million to one.

PCPolice Chief Wiggum

I like those odds! [Grunts] - [Snickering] - [Wiggum Groaning] My mistake was grabbing the cheese.

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