DDoctor
What you need is a good, long rest. I suggest Florida.
Florida? But that's America's wang!
DDoctor
They prefer, "The Sunshine State."
“Kill the Alligator and Run” · Season 11
In this episode: Homer Simpson (5), Bart Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (1)
[The Simpsons are driving to Florida]
Mom! Bart's sitting next to me!
Mom! Lisa's growing!
Quiet, you two! You know your father just had a breakdown.
[Holding a pennant that says "Mental"] My pockets hurt!
[Bart gets paid three dollars for delivering Homer's mail]
Hey, this isn't real. This is printed by the Montana Militia.
[threateningly] It'll be real soon enough!
[to Homer for his actions] This family has hit a new low. We're on the run from the law, totally lost... no car, no money, no clean clothes... and it's all your fault!
I love being married.
[The Simpsons are put on trial for evading the police and murdering Captain Jack the alligator]
Your Honor, I'd like to defend myself. [clears throat and turns to the left]: Drunken hicks of the jury...
[cut to a jury box filled with offended rednecks gasping. One drinks from a bottle of beer]
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