[as Homer and Bart are "celebrating" Trash Night]
I can't believe I found this muscle shirt.
Dad, that's a sports bra.
All I know is that I'm finally getting the support I need.
“Days of Wine and D'oh'ses” · Season 11
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Bart Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Ned Flanders (1), Kent Brockman (1)
[As she walks into the kitchen] I don't remember the air in the kitchen being so wavey. [She sniffs the air.] Good lord, that's gas! [Marge finds a taped hosepipe leading into the garden]
Behold! I am king Tocki Ticki! [The Hawaiian statue breathed fire as Bart and Lisa scream] Hey Flanders! Can your god do that?
Actually Homer, you and I worship the same god, so-
Irregardless! I am your god now! [Flanders walks away as Homer burns his hedge] Ha, ha, ha!
Homie, you can't just reroute the gas line. Do you know how dangerous that is?
[shaking the statue] Do not anger Tocki Ticki! [dropping the statue which catches on fire] I am all power- Aargh! [Worried] I'll be at Moe's! [climbs over the fence]
Unfortunately, fire trucks are unavailable to fight the blaze as they're all being used to film the new Burt Reynolds movie, "Fireball and Mudflap." I caught up with Burt on the set.
So, Burt, tell us a little about "Fireball and Mudflap."
RReynolds
I play Jerry "Fireball" Mudflap, a feisty Supreme Court justice searching for his birth mother while competing in a cross-country fire truck race. It's... garbage.
Barney!
[Homer picks up the payphone]
The call is from heroism. Will you accept the charges?
You did it, Dad!
[drunk] You can't prove I did it.
No, you saved our lives.
I could do a lot of things if I had some money.
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