Oh, what a bleak and horrible future we live in!
Don't you mean "present?"
Right, right. Present.
“Bart to the Future” · Season 11
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (1), Milhouse Van Houten (1)
[The Simpsons have a family meal at the White House, now that Lisa is President.]
So, how was everyone's day?
Appointed a Supreme Court justice.
Bewitched marathon.
Searched for Lincoln's gold.
Dad, that's just a myth. Lincoln didn't bury any gold in the White House.
Then what is his ghost protecting?
As you know, we've inherited quite a budget crunch from President Trump. How bad is it, Milhouse?
Milhouse [shows a chart]: We're broke.
The country is broke? How can that be?
Well, remember when the last administration decided to invest in our nation's children? Big mistake.
PLPresident Lisa's Aide
The balanced breakfast program just created a generation of ultra-strong super-criminals.
And midnight basketball taught them to function without sleep.
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