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The Simpsons · Season 11

Marge, Homer and others in “Days of Wine and D'oh'ses”

[As she walks into the kitchen] I don't remember the air in the kitchen being so wavey. [She sniffs the air.] Good lord, that's gas! [Marge finds a taped hosepipe leading into the garden]

Behold! I am king Tocki Ticki! [The Hawaiian statue breathed fire as Bart and Lisa scream] Hey Flanders! Can your god do that?

Actually Homer, you and I worship the same god, so-

Irregardless! I am your god now! [Flanders walks away as Homer burns his hedge] Ha, ha, ha!

Homie, you can't just reroute the gas line. Do you know how dangerous that is?

[shaking the statue] Do not anger Tocki Ticki! [dropping the statue which catches on fire] I am all power- Aargh! [Worried] I'll be at Moe's! [climbs over the fence]

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