[Homer is looking around the spaceship]
Ooh! There's Ross Perot...Dr. Laura...Spike Lee...
Wait, they're not that great.
Okay, there's Dan Quayle and Courtney Love...Tonya Harding...Al Sharpton?
[Tom Arnold walks in]
AAH! Tom Arnold?! What the hell's going on?!
Only that ship's going to Mars. This one's headed straight for the sun!
TATom Arnold
Yeah, ain't that a kick in the teeth? I mean, my shows weren't great, but I never tied people up and forced them to watch. And I could've, because I'm a big guy and I'm good with knots.
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