[talking to Skinner about Bart] Just say the word, and I'll drive this hoe into his back! [conversationally] I can make it look like suicide!
“Brother's Little Helper” · Season 11
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Waylon Smithers (1), Seymour Skinner (1), Groundskeeper Willie (1), Montgomery Burns (1)
MMMark McGwire
Young Bart here is right. We are spying on you, pretty much around the clock.
But why, Mr. McGwire?
MMMark McGwire
Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?
CCrowd
Dingers! Dingers!
[Burns observes Bart's tank rampage through binoculars]
Smithers, we're at war!
I'll begin profiteering, sir.
And hoarding! Leave it to the Democrats to let the Spaniards back in the pantry!
I understand the electrodes, but why does he have to be on a treadmill?
P1Pharm 1
Oh, that was his idea. He said he felt fat.
Oh.
P2Pharm 2
You said he was concerned about satellites?
And their beams.
P2Pharm 2
Any other strange behavior?
He quit blinking. He says that's when they get you.
P2Pharm 2
I had a feeling that might happen. This carboxyl group sometimes causes problems. [indicates molecular model]
And we trusted you! [strangles model]
I think we should take him off the drug.
P1Pharm 1
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't just go off Focusyn.
P2Pharm 2
But we can ease Bart onto one of its sister drugs, like chlorhexinol, and augment that with some phenolbutamine.
P1Pharm 1
Hmm, and maybe some cyclobenzanone?
P2Pharm 2
That's a great idea! [they kiss]
[during Skinner's conference over Bart's latest prank, as he spots Bart dressed as a female cheerleader and cheering, "Give me an F!" "Give me an Art!" "What's that spell?"]
Good Lord, he's got into the pep closet!
I'd say he's coming out of the pep closet.
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