Goshdarn it! Am I that pre-diddly-ictable? [sighs] I've wasted my whole dang-diddly life!
[a car stops besides Ned with Abe, Jasper and three attractive women]
Hey there!
Look at that! Everyone's living it up except Ned. [car pulls away out of earshot]
Help! We're being carjacked!
WWoman
Don't get clever, old man. [cocks a revolver] Now take us to Dress Barn.
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