Now, here's my "Everything's OK Alarm." [picks up a device that looks like a smoke detector and presses a button. It starts beeping loudly, with a sound similar to an air horn.] THIS WILL SOUND, EVERY 3 SECONDS, UNLESS SOMETHING ISN'T OKAY!
Turn it off, Homer!
IT CAN'T BE TURNED OFF! [The beeping starts weakening, then stops completely.] But it, uh, does break easily.
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