TFTodd Flanders
We don't have to play football, do we, Daddy?
Oh, you betcha. Team sports will keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls.
RTRod and Todd
Yay!
“Bart Star” · Season 9
In this episode: Homer Simpson (5), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Ned Flanders (1), Nelson Muntz (1), Todd (1), Rod Flanders (1)
You shouldn't pressure Bart like that.
Well, if you have a better way of living through my son, I'd like to hear it.
My father never believed in me. Well, I'm not gonna make the same mistake. From now on I'm gonna be kinder to my son, and meaner to my dad.[Homer walks outside to where he forced Bart to run laps] Quit runnin' son. I just wanna give you a big hug.
BSBart's mind
It's gotta be a trick, run like the wind.
[talking to his football team] Good practice team. Ok, its time for the easiest part of any coach's job-the cut. Now, while I wasn't able to cut everybody I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you.
Hello, son. I wanna apologize. I just got so caught up trying to encourage you I was blinded to your stinky performance. If you forgive me, I promise I'll never encourage you again.
NSNelson's Father
Good game, son. Come on, I'm taking you to Hooters.
Ah...but I don't wanna bother mom at work.
JNJoe Namath
Excuse me, son.
Wow, you're Joe Namath!
JNJoe Namath
That's right. My car broke down in front of your house.
I cannot believe you are here! Do you think you could give me a few pointers?
JNJoe Namath
Sure. There's only one thing you need to know to be a great quarterback.
JNJoe Namath's wife
Joe, honey, I fixed it. It was just vapor lock.
JNJoe Namath
Okay, look, I gotta run. [heading back to his car] Remember what I told you.
[returns to practicing throwing the football] Okay Bart, concentrate.
BSBart's thoughts
Remember what I told you... Just one thing... My car broke down... I'm Joe Namath... My car broke down... It was just vapor lock... vapor lock... vapor lock...
I'm dead.
HHHank Hill
We drove two thousand miles for this?
[offscreen] Scully, you're cut. Eh, Brooks, Groening, Simon, you're all cut. Castellaneta, gone. Kavner, cut. Cartwright, cut. Smith, sorry, cut. Azaria and Shearer, you're cut. Firestone, you're cut, so is Judge. Namath, you stay. All of those people are cut. Bill Schultz and Wolf and Silverman. Goldreyer, O'Brien, Doyle, Selman. I don't know what you're doing here because you're all cut. Pietila, Bridge, Kuwarahara. There's so many cuts here. Look, I just post 'em up and you just see where your name is. Ooh, look at how many cuts there are there. Oh, boy, you're cut - all of you. He's cut, I cut you.
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