Excuse me, son.
Wow, you're Joe Namath!
That's right. My car broke down in front of your house.
I cannot believe you are here! Do you think you could give me a few pointers?
Sure. There's only one thing you need to know to be a great quarterback.
Joe, honey, I fixed it. It was just vapor lock.
Okay, look, I gotta run. [heading back to his car] Remember what I told you.
[returns to practicing throwing the football] Okay Bart, concentrate.
Remember what I told you... Just one thing... My car broke down... I'm Joe Namath... My car broke down... It was just vapor lock... vapor lock... vapor lock...
I'm dead.
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More The Simpsons quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Simpsons pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.