[Disguised as Bill Clinton] I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication.
“Citizen Kang” · Season 8
In this episode: Kodos Johnson (3), Kang Johnson (2), Homer Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1)
GSGeorge Stephanopoulos
[to Kodos, who has taken on the form of Bill Clinton] Uh, Mr. President, sir, people are becoming a bit... confused by the way your and your opponent are, well, constantly holding hands.
[Disguised as Bob Dole] We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.
[crowd cheers] My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom. [crowd cheers]
[After Kang and Kodos have been exposed]
It’s true; we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it?! It's a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us!
[The crowd mutters in consternation as they realize he's right]
VVoter
Well I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate!
Go ahead, throw your vote away!
[Kang and Kodos laugh out loud. Ross Perot smashes his "Perot 96" hat. The next day, Kodos announces the result.]
All hail, President Kang.
[After Kang has been elected President and the aliens of Rigel 7 have enslaved America.]
I don't understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. [alien whips him] D'oh!
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