Mr. Burns, can you take me with you? I won't eat much and I don't know the difference between right and wrong.
Oh, you're a good boy, but the child labor people have been watching me like a hawk.
“Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish” · Season 7
In this episode: Grampa Simpson (5), Bart Simpson (4), Mr. Burns (2), Waylon Smithers (1), Martin Prince (1), Grandpa (1), Jasper Beardsley (1)
[After the Brazilian assassin bursts in and opens fire on the retirement home common area]
Was that me or was that you?
Dickety? Highly dubious!
What are you cackling at, fatty?! Too much pie, that's your problem!
Oh, Simpson, can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
[Grampa's suspenders suddenly snap with a loud "boing!", revealing his underwear]
...How long was that?
[dressed as Bart] I'll be in the car, dudes.
[Grampa makes a dangerous deep water dive to rescue Bart from being drowned by Mr. Burns.]
Sorry I made you lose the treasure, Grampa.
The treasure's not important, boy; the most important thing is that you're safe. Now, let's go get that treasure!
[Bart is impressed with Grampa's past heroism.]
Grampa, do you think I could have been in the Flying Hellfish?
You're a give-'em-hell daredevil with a never-say-die attitude and a fourth-grade education. You could've made sergeant!
Now, Burnsie, there's one thing we don't stand for in the Hellfish, and that's trying to kill your commanding officer. So consider this your dishonorable discharge: You're out of my unit. You're out of the tontine. And that means the paintings are mine! Private, you are dismissed!
I'd hug you, but I know it would just embarrass you.
I don't care who knows I love my grandpa.
[They embrace. Suddenly, Baron von Wortzenberger drives up to them]
BVBaron von Wurtzenberger
Hey funboys, get a room!
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