Homer, you didn't do a very good job frosting Maggie's birthday cake.
[The cake reads, "Happy Birthday Magaggie".]
What? It's not Magaggie's birthday?
“Lady Bouvier's Lover” · Season 5
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Mr. Burns (2), Abraham Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (1), Simon Woosterfield (1)
If he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister! And then our kids... they'll be horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites, and five fingers on each hand!
[Homer imagines his children as more realistic-looking humans, screams and runs from the room]
BMrs. Bouvier
Oh, Monty, I swear you're the devil himself.
I...Who told you?! ...Oh, ah, yes.
I specifically requested no romantic music! What…?
[stops playing organ, trying to pounds the window] Mrs. Bouvier! Mrs. Bouvier! [Glass breaks, he falls to the church floor, saved Jacqueline] Mrs. Bouvier!
[last lines as Grampa gets back together with Mrs. Bouvier in a bus]
SGSimon & Garfunkel
[voices only] ♪ Hello Grampa, my old friend ♪
♪ Your busy day is at an end ♪ [the executive producers' names appear in darkness]
♪ Your exploits have been sad and boring ♪ [the credits begin playing]
♪ They tell a tale, that's worth ignoring ♪
♪ When you're alone, the words of your story will echo down the rest home hall ♪
♪ Cuz no one at all ♪
♪ Can stand the sound of Grampa ♪
[voice only, in credits] I first took a fancy to Mrs. Bouvier because her raspy voice reminded me of my old Victrola. Oh, it was a fine machine with a vulcanized rubber listening tube which you crammed in your ear! The tube would go in easy with some sort of lubricant like linseed oil or Dr. Shumway's... [the Gracie Films logo appears] Oops. I'm sorry!
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