[last lines as Grampa gets back together with Mrs. Bouvier in a bus]
[voices only] ♪ Hello Grampa, my old friend ♪
♪ Your busy day is at an end ♪ [the executive producers' names appear in darkness]
♪ Your exploits have been sad and boring ♪ [the credits begin playing]
♪ They tell a tale, that's worth ignoring ♪
♪ When you're alone, the words of your story will echo down the rest home hall ♪
♪ Cuz no one at all ♪
♪ Can stand the sound of Grampa ♪
[voice only, in credits] I first took a fancy to Mrs. Bouvier because her raspy voice reminded me of my old Victrola. Oh, it was a fine machine with a vulcanized rubber listening tube which you crammed in your ear! The tube would go in easy with some sort of lubricant like linseed oil or Dr. Shumway's... [the Gracie Films logo appears] Oops. I'm sorry!
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