Seymour? You're fired!
I'm sorry, di-did you just call me a liar?
No, I said you were fired.
Oh. That's much worse.
“Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song” · Season 5
In this episode: Principal Skinner (2), Superintendent Chalmers (2), Bart Simpson (1), Ned Flanders (1), Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (1)
Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
Yeah, I did, but... Skinner really bugged me. Besides, the way America's public schools are sliding, they'll all be this way in a few months. I say, lay back and enjoy it, it's a hell of a toboggan ride.
[over PA] Well, cockly-doodly-doo, little buddies. Let's thank the Lord for another beautiful school day.
Thank the Lor-- thank the Lord? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer. A prayer in a public school! God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. Simpson, you get your wish. Flanders is history!
Now I... I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: write the Great American Novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."
AApu
Oh, you have got to be kidding, sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. And then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like! Didn't you think this through?...[fade to later]... was on the bestseller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had it...[fade to later]...most popular movies of all time, sir! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?! [Skinner hangs his head in shame as Apu calms down] ...I mean, thank you, come again.
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