Bart, Superintendent Chalmers and others in “Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song”

Bart

Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.

Yeah, I did, but... Skinner really bugged me. Besides, the way America's public schools are sliding, they'll all be this way in a few months. I say, lay back and enjoy it, it's a hell of a toboggan ride.

Ned

[over PA] Well, cockly-doodly-doo, little buddies. Let's thank the Lord for another beautiful school day.

Thank the Lor-- thank the Lord? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer. A prayer in a public school! God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. Simpson, you get your wish. Flanders is history!