“Homer's Barbershop Quartet” · Season 5
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Barney Gumble (3), Bart Simpson (1), Principal Skinner (1), Seymour Skinner (1), Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (1), David Crosby (1)
Dad, when did you record an album?
I'm surprised you don't remember, son. It was only 8 years ago.
Dad, thanks to television I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago.
[all Simpsons but Bart start laughing]
No really, I can't, it's a serious problem!
[everyone laughs again, and Bart finally relents and laughs too]
What're we all laughing about?
Who cares?
David Crosby? You're my hero!
Oh, you like my music?
You're a musician?
[After the Grammy Awards...]
Then came to the greatest thrill of my life.
Hello, Homer, I'm George Harrison.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Where did you get that brownie?
Over there. There's a big pile of 'em.
[walks over to the brownies and wolfs down a whole bunch] Oh, man.
[completely sincere] Well, what a nice fellow.
[The Be Sharps are going through hard times.]
[singing tiredly] For all the latest medical poop
Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop
Koop Koop-a-doop
[to Homer] This is worse than your song about Mr. T.
I pity the fool who doesn't like... he. And where's Barney?
Oh, he's with his new girlfriend, the Japanese conceptual artist.
[Barney and his girlfriend walk in, and Barney inserts a demo tape into a recorder]
Barbershop is in danger of growing stale. I'm taking it to strange new places.
[On the recorder]
Number eight... [Barney belches] Number eight... [Barney belches] Number eight... [Barney belches]
[during the closing credits] I'd like to thank you on behalf of the group, and I hope we passed the audition. [Everyone laughs, including Barney. After the laughter dies down]
I don't get it.
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