“The Front” quotes from The Simpsons

Krusty

[takes an angry puff from his cigarette] Eh, I could pull a better cartoon out of my a...[notices the cameras are on him]: Ha, ha! Hey, wow! Wasn't that great, kids?

Lisa

That's as bad as the tasteless "Itchy & Sambo" cartoons of the late '30s. The writers should be ashamed of themselves.

Bart

Cartoons have writers?

Lisa

Eh, sort of.

Bart

Oh yeah? Well you and I could write a better cartoon than that.

Lisa

Write a cartoon ourselves? Bart, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Bart

Probably not. [in his mind, Bart is thinking about holding Santa Claus at gunpoint] Lie in the snow and count to 60. [Bart leaps into the sleigh and cracks the reins] Hiyah! [laughs evilly as he flies into the distance] Merry Christmas, suckers!

This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.

Homer

Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.

Marge

Oh, my God!

No, the other secret!

Homer

Marge, I never graduated from high school.

Marge

Well, that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap... Wait, maybe it does...

Homer

I never passed Remedial Science 1-A.

Homer

Marge, ix-nay on the uclear-nay echnician-tay!

Marge

What did you say?